🍕 The Second Slice Test: Buddieizreal’s Uber Eats Little Caesars Round Two Review 😏🔥
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The Lie I Tell Myself (and Why I Don’t Regret It) 😎
Have you ever told yourself a lie so good that even your conscience high-fives you? Yeah, that was me ordering Little Caesars from Uber Eats for the second time.
The lie? “I just want to make sure the food and flavor are consistent.”
The truth? I just really love Little Caesars pizza. End of story. 😂🍕
Listen, if loving Little Caesars is wrong, I don’t want to be right. The first order had me floating in pure cheesy bliss, so naturally, I had to “retest the hypothesis” — you know, for science. And by science, I mean gluttony disguised as research.
This time around, I decided to switch it up a bit. Still got that buy-one-get-one-free deal (because if you don’t, we can’t be friends), but I added a few new players to the roster: Philly Cheesesteak Mini Pizza Bites and a Twix Cookiebar dessert to sweeten the deal. 🍪
The BOGO Deal That Keeps Me Faithful 🙏💸
Let’s talk value for a second. Two full-sized pizzas and extra items, all for around $12 plus free delivery? That’s not a deal; that’s a love letter to my wallet. 💌
Now, people love to argue over “the best pizza chain,” but Little Caesars has something no one else does — consistency on a budget. You get the same glorious, slightly greasy, heartwarming flavor every time. It’s like the pizza equivalent of comfort food.
Even when it’s “bad,” it’s still good. But this second order? This wasn’t bad. This was cheap pizza you don’t have to cook yourself at its finest. 😏🔥
The Philly Cheesesteak Mini Pizza Bites:
A Small Bite of Greatness 🧀🥩
Let me be clear — the Philly Cheesesteak Mini Pizza Bites are dangerous. Not because they’ll ruin your diet (though they definitely will), but because they’ll have you considering building a Little Caesars altar in your kitchen.
They were thick, cheesy, and absolutely packed with meat and veggies. Each bite felt like it was trying to prove a point: “We could be a full pizza, but we choose to be modest.” 😂
Honestly, these things were so good they sparked inspiration. Mid-bite, I found myself thinking, “I could make these at home.” Which is code for “I’m about to ruin my kitchen and blame the oven.”
The Twix Cookiebar Dessert:
The Sweet That Almost Stuck the Landing 🍫🍪
Now, about that Twix Cookiebar — I had high hopes. The picture made it look like the dessert version of happiness. What I got instead was... cookie dough with an identity crisis.
It was soft, like really soft. Like, “Is this supposed to be cooked?” soft. Don’t get me wrong, it still tasted like sugar, caramel, and chocolate had a beautiful baby, but it was giving raw cookie-dough energy.
If that’s your thing, you’ll love it. If you like your desserts with a little structure and crunch — maybe skip this one. I’m not mad about it, though; it just wasn’t the finale I expected after such a strong pizza lineup.
Still, I respect Little Caesars for swinging for the fences with a Twix collaboration. It’s the kind of chaotic energy I live for. 😏🍫
The Second Time’s the Charm (Almost) 🍕✨
So, after running my highly scientific taste test, what’s the verdict?
I’d give this round of Little Caesars x Uber Eats a solid 8 out of 10. That’s right — eight slices out of a perfect pie. The pizzas hit, the Philly bites slapped, and the Twix cookie bar… well, it stuck to my teeth more than my heart, but we’ll let it slide.
There’s just something magical about ordering comfort food that shows up ready to eat — no dishes, no judgment, no regrets. Uber Eats delivers the box, I open it, and suddenly the world feels okay again. Even if just for a meal.
The Buddie Verdict: Would I Order Again? 🤔
Oh, absolutely. Let’s be honest — the lie continues. Next time, I’ll probably tell myself I’m ordering again “to make sure the Philly bites are still consistent.” But deep down, we all know the truth: I’m hooked.
For the price, convenience, and sheer satisfaction of getting that Little Caesars flavor without leaving my couch? It’s a win every time.
So here’s my final advice: if you’re hungry, broke, or just tired of pretending you’ll cook tonight — hit that Uber Eats app, find Little Caesars, and let the pizza gods bless you. 🙏🍕
Final Verdict:
🔥 8/10 – Cheap, cheesy, consistent, and comforting. Would reorder again in the name of science (and hunger).